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Review: No One Aboard by Emy McGuire

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No One AboardNo One Aboard by Emy McGuire
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

I love this cover. It’s what immediately attracted me to this book. Unfortunately, I didn’t love the story inside as much as the gorgeous cover art.

In the 1st-quarter, I thought to myself, I wonder why the overall rating is so low? I was sort of into it. It didn’t seem like it was deserved of under a 3.5-overall. However, as the story went on, I started to understand why.

The story follows a wealthy family, Francis and Lila Cameron, and their two children, as they embark on a family vacation on their luxury sailboat.

The kids, whose names escape me now, I believe have just graduated high school, so this is a transitional moment for them, and that is explored as well.

Three weeks later, the boat is found with no occupants off the coast of Florida. What happened to the Camerons?

I found a lot of the build-up rather forgettable, and then there was a twist, a coincidence let’s say, about 65% of the way through that was sort of like, really? IDK, it just all seemed a little ridiculous to me.

Like the ocean itself, I’m a little salty about this overall though, so take my opinion for what you will. I’m sure there is an audience for this. Sadly, I’m just not in it.

Thank you to the publisher, Graydon House, for providing me a copy to read and review.

While this had promise, it just ended up a big ole’ flop for me. I would try more from this author though, nevertheless. I never give up on an author after only one go. Some of them might wish I did, but I don’t.

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Review: Crawlspace by Adam Christopher

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CrawlspaceCrawlspace by Adam Christopher
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

When I picked this up, I noticed that Crawlspace was one of the lowest rated books currently on my TBR. Sadly, after reading it, I can see why.

I listened to the audiobook, which was probably the only reason I got through it. It has great narration from Jennifer Pickens, but overall the story left me underwhelmed.

My largest gripe would probably be that I didn’t get what I thought I was getting. Maybe it’s me, maybe I misunderstood the marketing, but I expected an ‘edge of your seat nightmare’ and I was so far back in my seat, I was falling asleep. The only nightmare was how slow this was.

Personally, I feel like the cover is a bit of a mismatch for the story as well. I was expecting more Space Horror, less detailed space mission. We did eventually get some Horror of course, I’m not claiming it isn’t Horror, I just wanted SO MUCH MORE than what was delivered.

I made a status update at 71% that almost nothing had happened up to that point. My eyes were glazing over. Nothing stuck from the plot, no names, no circumstances, no nothing. I just wasn’t interested.

However, with my salty opinion out on the table, let me conclude with the fact that this is strictly my opinion based upon my personal experience with this book. Just because it wasn’t for me, doesn’t mean it won’t be for you.

If this sounds interesting to you, give it a go. You could end up really enjoying it, and then you can come back and tell me how wrong I am. I welcome it!

Thank you to the publisher, Macmillan Audio and Tor Nightfire, for providing me with copies to read and review.

I’m sad this didn’t work for me, but glad I gave it a try nevertheless.

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Review: We Were Never Here by Sophia Hannan

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We Were Never HereWe Were Never Here by Sophia Hannan
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

We Were Never Here follows three estranged friends, Georgia, Circe and James, who reunite to finish a task they set out to do months ago. They need to steal a prized painting from a haunted mansion on their school campus.

What could go wrong, you’re probably asking, and the answer to that is a lot. Back in July, the three, along with their other friend, Jules, had tried to steal the painting while filming an episode of their YouTube Ghost Hunting show.

The result of that mission was Jules, dead, with a knife in her chest, and Georgia waking up in a pool of blood with zero recollection of what happened.

Oh, and they didn’t get the painting.

Now it’s October, and the buyer for the painting is back, and he wants it. No excuses. They agree to get back together and try one more time. They need to put this to rest.

Unfortunately, haunted houses never rest and the three are about to enter another nightmare. Will they all make it out alive this time? And what’s the deal with this painting?

Y’all, I’m not going to drag this out. In no way, shape or form, was this for me. I didn’t enjoy any of it, really; not the writing, the characters, the plot, or even the overall tone.

I do love the cover though. The art style and colors, it drew me to it immediately. I really wanted to love this and while it had a solid concept, the execution fell flat, IMO.

It felt like it was 700-pages long. It just dragged and dragged. It’s completely morose. There’s no nuance at all in the pacing, or energy; very one note.

It also somehow felt like it was trying to do too much, while simultaneously not doing much of anything at all. James was the one beacon of hope, but even he couldn’t save it for me.

I’m sure Readers for this exist. They’re out there and I’m hoping they find it and love it. Perhaps someone with a bit more patience than me, or with less of an urge to eye roll all the drama at the end. Sadly, that Reader isn’t me, and I’m ready to put this far behind me.

Thank you, Simon & Schuster Books for Young Readers, for providing me with a copy to read and review. On to the next!

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Review: The Only One Who Knows by Lisa M. Matlin

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The Only One Who KnowsThe Only One Who Knows by Lisa M. Matlin
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

The Only One Who Knows follows Minnow Greenwood after she quits her job as a TV News Reporter, and breaks up with her fiance all in one go.

Feeling like there’s nothing left for her in Melbourne, Minnow returns to her small hometown of Kangaroo Bay, a place she thought she’d never live again.

She reunites with her estranged brother and even starts to assist with the family business. Her family has a rough history, with both her mother and then their father having disappeared on them. But that’s Kangaroo Bay for you. Everything about it is rough.

When bodies start washing ashore, apparently victims of shark attacks, Minnow isn’t buying the story being told by the police. Minnow starts to do a little investigating of her own into the town she knows is riddled with dark secrets.

This was interesting. I liked some aspects of it, mainly the setting and Minnow herself, and then others I didn’t care as much about. Because of this, the overall experience was a bit of a mixed bag for me.

The bits about sharks, abalone, and the fishing community in general, I could have done without. Of course that’s just personal preference. I would have preferred just the missing person bits, and maybe a little town history.

However, I did like the way it was wrapped up and I also like how Minnow was forced to face past. I do tend to love stories where the MC returns to their hometown, after a long period away, and end up looking into past mysteries, etc. This definitely checked off that box.

For the most part though, I was fairly bored. The tone is also quite morose, and the mystery lacked a certain intensity for me. I think 3-stars based on my experience is quite gracious, but I know there are a lot of Readers who will be able to connect with this one more than I did.

Thank you to the publisher, Bantam, for providing me with a copy to read and review. Even though I found this one to be underwhelming, I still plan to pick up Lisa M. Matlin’s future releases.

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Review: You Won’t Forget Me by Mazey Eddings

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You Won't Forget Me: A NovelYou Won’t Forget Me: A Novel by Mazey Eddings
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

You Won’t Forget Me follows Cubby Clark and her band as they start to breakout on the world stage.

Part of the buzz around the band, and Cubby in particular, is driven by the success of their ex-bandmate, Connor, who has recently began his own solo career.

Cubby and Connor were in a relationship for years, and after they broke up and he left to do his own thing, he sort of threw her under the bus, using their private moments for lyric inspiration and worse.

The things he’s said haven’t painted Cubby in the best light, and she finds all of the scrutiny and speculation super embarrassing. Nevertheless, he’s getting attention from it, and seemingly to Connor, that’s all that matters.

Cubby and the rest of the band try their best to just ignore Connor and do their own thing. They have a unique sound and they eventually are able to gain some traction.

We follow the band after they get the opportunity to travel to the U.S. to perform on a Summer Tour. In the midst of that, Cubby and BFF, Darcy’s relationship starts to heat up. The close proximity and emotions of the road have left them both with unavoidable feelings.

Will they be able to overcome the obstacles in their way, or would walking away be the easier path?

Y’all, I’m bummed out that this only ended up being a 2-star read for me. I really like Mazey Eddings, and reading the Author’s Note, you can tell that this was a personal and challenging story for Eddings to write. I have to be honest though, and I really didn’t enjoy it.

I was bored, annoyed, and I just wanted it to be over. The only part that worked for me was the bands Tour. Even then though, some of the interactions amongst them felt cringey.

I’ve enjoyed many of Eddings books in the past, but this one just didn’t work for my tastes. I was looking for fun banter and swoony romance, and that’s not what I got, unfortunately. IMO, there’s nothing cute or fun about this, as the cover would suggest.

Additionally, to me the romance between Cubby and Darcy felt forced and desperate. I feel like both girls need to do a lot of work on themselves before they can possibly be in a healthy relationship.

With all of this being said, this is just my opinion and as far as the content goes, breaks down to personal taste. If you think it sounds interesting, absolutely give it a go. It could end up working for you.

Even though this one didn’t work out for me, I still plan to pick up whatever Eddings releases next. I’ve read four of her other novels and really enjoyed them all, so I’m guessing this is just a one off for me.

Thank you to the publisher, St. Martin’s Griffin and Macmillan Audio, for providing me with a copies to read and review. The audiobook was well narrated, and if you’re going to pick it up, I would recommend that format.

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Review: The Summer Fun Massacre by Craig DiLouie

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The Summer Fun MassacreThe Summer Fun Massacre by Craig DiLouie
My rating: 3 of 5 stars

**2.5-stars rounded up**

The Summer Fun Massacre features a unique take on the Tradition Slasher. In this book, we follow the police officer who arrives on the scene too late to prevent a tragedy.

For Tom, our MC, this kind of tragedy has struck twice in his life. Once in 1983, when the girl he was dating, Mary, ended up the final girl in a brutal Summer Camp slaying, and again in 1992, when another massacre occurs after the camp reopens. Tom is the 1st-officer responding to the scene.

That’s pretty much all the massacre you’re gonna get, the aftermath. We follow Tom in the days following as he deals with his complex emotions on both crimes and tries to solve them before they happen again.

I don’t know, y’all. I had high hopes for this one, but unfortunately, I feel like I am generously rounding up. I found it slow and boring; not a good match for my tastes, especially considering what I was expecting.

I wanted Summer Camp vibes and the massacre to be on page. Not a Summer Camp, named Summer Fun, that plays only a peripheral role in the story. I received zero ‘camp’ from this, and I’m salty about it.

I’m rounding up to 3-stars, not because I enjoyed the book, but because I believe others could. The writing is fluid, and Tom is well-developed as a character.

Even though I’m disappointed by the trajectory of the narrative overall, I do appreciate what DiLouie was doing here, switching up the perspective of a Traditional Slasher. I think that was a risk, and if he was comfortable going for it, I’m gonna support that.

I think that idea, to explore a different angle, and bring something new to the subgenre is a great idea, just for me, the content was dull as dirt.

At the end of the day, it lacked the fun and excitement I was looking for, and I feel like the title, though in a way, what the book is about, is sort of misleading. Fun was not had in my experience, and I needed more massacre as well.

With all this being said, just because this wasn’t necessarily my cup of tea doesn’t mean it won’t work for you. I can be a picky-B, so take what I say with a grain of salt. If this sounds interesting to you, give it go. You could be finding a new favorite.

Thank you so much to the publisher, Run For It, for providing me with a copy to read and review.

Even though this wasn’t a win for me, could I be convinced to read the sequel? Yeah, most likely. Yes.

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Review: The Library After Dark by Ande Pliego

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The Library After DarkThe Library After Dark by Ande Pliego
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

The Library After Dark starts with Aria, a bookseller, and Jasper, one of her bookstore regulars, going on a Valentine’s Day date. It seems they’re new in their relationship, but if the date that Jasper has planned is any indication, he knows Aria quite well already.

He’s gotten them tickets to an exclusive, after-dark tour of the Daedalus Library. For a Book Lover, a dream date!

The Daedalus is an imposing establishment known for more than its book collection. It’s also filled with immersive genre-based reading rooms and rumored hauntings.

Even though Jasper believed it was going to be a private tour, it’s not long before other guests end up arriving and they’ve all got tickets for the tour as well. Though initially disgruntled, apparently he needs privacy to be romantic, there’s not much to be done about it.

Meanwhile, we learn from Aria’s perspective, that she has a personal connection to the Daedalus that she’d rather keep secret from Jasper and everyone else.

This was the section of the book that stuck with me the most. The other group members were Wes, Piper, Michelle, Callum, Ruth and Saskia, but Saskia worked at the Daedalus and was their tour guide.

Not long into the tour, the automatic doors seemingly malfunction, trapping the group inside the library. From there, it’s a fight to find a way out, but when bodies start dropping, it turns into a fight to survive the night.

I was pretty invested in this at the start. Meeting Aria and Jasper, as well as learning about the Daedalus was fun and engaging. Then all the other characters start rolling in, and we’re getting ALL of their perspectives.

We’re hopping around amongst them, learning about their connections to the Daedalus and trying to keep track of all the action going on in the library. It quickly became a lot.

Around 60%, my interest was gone entirely. It should’ve kept my attention. Everyone had secrets and their own motivations for being there, but the way it was tossed together, it made it unpleasant to try to track.

After that point, it was as unenjoyable for me as the author’s first book, You Are Fatally Invited. So, unfortunately, even though it did initially have a lot of promise, I was entirely let down by the second half.

It was sooooo convoluted by the end. I think this is my last go with this author. I gave their first book 1.5-stars and this is getting a 2. I just don’t think they’re for me. Good concepts, poor execution.

Thank you to the publisher, Bantam, for providing me with a copy to read and review. I’m sure I’ll be in the minority opinion on this one, but I’m always honest about my experience with the books I read.

Sadly, this author isn’t for me.

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Review: Roll for Romance by Lenora Woods

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Roll for RomanceRoll for Romance by Lenora Woods
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

Roll for Romance follows Sadie, an artist who has been working in marketing in New York City. After suddenly losing her job, she’s in need of a shake up and decides to accept her best friend’s offer to go stay with him for the Summer in his small Texas town.

I don’t remember her BFF’s name, so let’s call him Frank. Frank is super into D&D and also finally convinces Sadie to join his group. He couldn’t be happier.

It’s there she meets Noah, a hot bartender, who also happens to be new to the area. There’s an attraction, and the two end up spending time together outside of game nights.

In fact, Noah is even able to secure some work for Sadie at his bar, so they’re forced to spend even more time together. They needed a mural painted and Sadie seemed like the perfect fit for the job. That was pretty much the only element I enjoyed.

Honestly, I should have DNFed this one at the halfway point. I was bored out of my skull. I didn’t feel anything for Sadie. I just didn’t care about her at all. She felt extremely flat and unemotional to me. IDK, maybe I’m just a bitch, but even though I liked Noah initially, even he came to bore me.

There was just nothing exciting or engaging about this romance, IMO. It felt like their connection was solely the fact that they were both new to the area. I just felt no spark at all between them.

Additionally, with the D&D game, we DID NOT need to go into the campaign in the depth that we did. It was awful. Every character in the group, of course, has their own character in the game, an there’s entire sections of their characters in the campaign and it completely kicked me out of the romance every time we got to one of the sections.

I’ve enjoyed gaming in stories before and have even loved books with D&D groups involved, but usually it’s more the banter amongst the group and the interactions they have on game night versus the actual campaigns!

Overall, I was just extremely bored by this. I wanted a cute, fun, kicking my feet romance between two characters who happen to also play D&D. Instead, I got two bores plus entire sections of fantasy campaigning. No, thank you.

But with this being said, just because this didn’t work for me, doesn’t mean it won’t work for you. There are some glowing reviews of this story, so people are definitely enjoying it. Don’t let me rain on your parade. If you think it sounds good, I encourage you to pick it up and give it a go!

Thank you to the publisher, Dell, for providing me with a copy to read and review. Though I didn’t walk away having found a new fave, I’m still glad I gave it a shot. You never know until you try.

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Review: Aviary by Maria Dong

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AviaryAviary by Maria Dong
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

Aviary begins with 19-year old Hee-Jin huddled down on the floor of her dingy Seoul apartment. She’s tense and nervous. We quickly understand that life hasn’t been an easy road for Hee-Jin. A knock on the door startles her. Is it the police, coming to ship her off to North Korea?

As an undocumented immigrant, this is a constant concern for her. Opening the door, she discovers not the judgemental glares of the police, but the disfigured, bird-like corpse of her younger sister, Hee-Young.

Hee-Jin is shocked. She can’t make sense of it. The last she knew Hee-Young was in America, enrolled in an exclusive and cutting-edge Art Program. Hee-Young was succeeding in pursuing her dreams. What is she doing back in Seoul, dead from an apparent bizarre overdose?

Searching her pockets, Hee-Jin discovers Hee-Young’s passport and a return ticket to America. Seeing her chance for freedom, Hee-Jin assumes her sister’s identity, takes the passport, the ticket, and hopefully Hee-Young’s place within this mysterious program. She’s determined to figure out what happened to her sister.

Before you come at me for spoilers, please note, all the above information can be found within the Publisher’s synopsis and it sold me. This sounded suspenseful and I wanted to know what happened to Hee-Young.

I was quite invested in the beginning. Hee-Jin ends up getting to America quickly. This all takes place by 11% into the novel. I really enjoyed the entire opening section.

By 17%, however, the pace slows down and a new perspective is introduced, Callie. She’s a woman with a connection to the Arts Program that Hee-Young was attending. I found her perspective extremely tedious and boring. That fact didn’t change throughout.

I had anticipated that Hee-Jin getting to America and immersing herself within Hee-Young’s life would increase the tension. I was expecting a steady build throughout, but it didn’t feel that way to me. Hee-Jin felt like such a passive character. I was expecting her to be digging around with haste, trying to figure out what happened to Hee-Young, but I didn’t feel like that developed as it could have.

Additionally, it took forever to get anywhere and even when things did start to kick off, I didn’t find them particularly earth-shattering, or even compelling. Callie’s sections really slowed down the pace for me since I had zero interest in her.

I would have much preferred to either just follow Hee-Jin, or perhaps to have had Hee-Jin more actively pursuing the truth in the present timeline, and then having a past perspective following Hee-Young, where we actually discover what happened to her at the Art Program.

By 65% in, I was mentally checked out. I just wanted it to be over. Oofh, I’m sorry. I know this sounds salty, but I have to be honest about my experience. I’m sure this author is a lovely human, because of the care spent on these characters, but this book felt like it would never end for me.

While the novel comes in at 321-pages, I felt like I was plodding through a 721-page tome. I’m sure many will value the important topics touched upon and social commentary, but I needed it to be a lot punchier than it is.

Thank you to the publisher, Severn House, for providing me a copy to read and review.

While this didn’t appeal to my particular tastes, I’m sure many Readers are going to be able to connect with it more than I did.

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Review: The Body by Bethany C. Morrow

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The BodyThe Body by Bethany C. Morrow
My rating: 2 of 5 stars

This is one of the rare cases where I’m going to keep my review as to the point as possible. Usually, I like to try to provide a basic breakdown of what you’re going to get if you pick up a book, and then go into my experience with it.

The only thing I am really going to say about this one is that it was not for me. I didn’t enjoy anything about my experience reading this story.

I’ve enjoyed work from Bethany C. Morrow in the past. I found her Song Below Water duology and Cherish Farrah, which I was in the minority opinion on, very enjoyable.

While her writing style does lean more towards a stream of consciousness style than I tend to prefer, I have vibed with it in her past stories. This also felt stream of consciousness, but in a way that was more confusing than lush and lyrical.

I also appreciated the character relationships and themes that were explored in those previous novels, while here, yeah, the themes being explored just are not anything that I’m interested in. I felt zero connection to this story and couldn’t sit down and go through with you what actually happened. It’s just out of my brain already.

I believe the intent was for this to be Religious Horror, and I have a great history with Religious Horror, hence why I picked it up. However, I feel like this could have been more impactful if Morrow had leaned into a hard-hitting Literary Fiction, or suspenseful Domestic Drama, lane.

But at the end of the day, what do I know? I am one Reader, and this is just my experience. Just because this didn’t work for me, doesn’t mean it won’t work for you. I’m sure there are plenty of Readers out there who will find something powerful in this story. Sadly, that just wasn’t me.

Thank you to the publisher, Tor Nightfire and Macmillan Audio, for providing me with copies to read and review. I’m anxious to see what Bethany C. Morrow writes next. I’d love to pick up more YA works from her.

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